Bored People with Calculators
People with overdeveloped problem solving skills figure out the strangest things.
For example, say you wanted to take the mysterious doctrine of transubstantiation to its less-than-mysterious arithmetic conclusion. What do you think you’d find? Let’s just put it this way, it makes the loaves and fishes look like a party trick:
If you conservatively assume that these are the End Times and that Jesus will soon be completely consumed (a detail that I do not believe is a part of mainstream Christian dogma), then he weighs twenty million times more than you, and contains ninety-two billion times as much blood. (emphasis mine).
Somehow, I don’t think this is quite what the ”My God is bigger than your God” crowd has in mind.