From the Salmon

And behold, I saw a gold Nissan Altima bearing the Seventh Sticker.

And it was not your conventional sticker, but rather more of a do-it-yourself kinda deal. For with a laser printer and some packing tape, the driver had affixed a message to his rear bumper.

And I gazed longer upon the makeshift sticker, for its message was only in about 72-point Arial and thus was quite small and difficult to read.

And behold, the sticker spaketh:

“B U L L S H I T !”

And I was sore disappointed.

Clearly, this was the effort of a man who was Mad as Hell but just couldn’t spend the $3.39 to get an actual bumper sticker.

Seriously, sir, if you are going to go through all that effort, couldn’t you give us something a little more original? For example, there’s a guy down the street from me who drives around with a handwritten placard on his bumper that says:

“Another Compassionate Conservative for Torture”

See what I mean? It has a certain ironic flair to it. Better yet, I haven’t seen it a dozen times already.

So that one’s taken, but I bet you could come up with something creative on your own. As they say, blind partisan rage is the mother of, well, something better than your first effort.