Celebration
So we’ve socked away $20,000,000 to celebrate when we win the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq sometime in 2006 2007, well, sometime anyways.
As Stephen Colbert pointed out last night, this is great news, because it means that there’s a secret plan to win this thing. Or at least, there’s the recognition that actually having such a plan would be worth celebrating.
In the meantime, as long as we’ll be keeping the bubbly on ice for the forseeable future, I’ve got an idea....
Forget the millions. I’d settle for spending $20 to get this man a nice clean shave.