Comment Spam Poetry
The comment spammers are awfully active lately. But rather than getting irritated by the extraneous gibberish that I have to delete, I find it’s more fun just to turn them into poetry.
“V1agra”
V1agra the kindly God
who lovingly fashioned
each
and
every
one
of
usand sprinkled the sky
with shiningstarsforourdelight -That God
is likeSanta
(My sincere apologies to, um, real poets.)
8 Ripples from “Comment Spam Poetry”
bestman says:
July 26, 2005 at 5:07 am
So did you actually get spam with this text in it?! That’s gotta be from monkey # 405,886. He’s always been a little nutty.
Brandon says:
July 28, 2005 at 8:07 am
Zalm,
This is genius!
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PoetryLover says:
September 26, 2007 at 6:36 am
Strong and sober times of old
Walking, creeping towards inner time
Small cravings across the land
Wondering, thinking till time has come
Feelings amongst those of old
Haunted now and structured future
Scent of ranched tyranny
Fill the air
Touch of gold left behind
Growing pains and slender bliss
Crying lower beneath the skin
Tears pouring, listening to all was done
Nothing comes or goes
Nothing seems to change
All is still the same
by Gary R. Hess
Everette Barry says:
April 19, 2008 at 2:43 am
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todd simkin says:
April 22, 2008 at 6:39 am
That is so flippin’ funny. I wish I were creative enough to have posted that, myself.
zalm says:
April 22, 2008 at 8:24 am
Thank you, sir.
Speaking of uninvited intrusive communication, I wish you and yours well on this happiest of days, which shall long be known in your state as The Day the Robocalls Stopped.
todd simkin says:
April 22, 2008 at 8:27 am
I can’t tell you how upset I am to no longer wait with gleeful anticipation to see what happens when my five-year-old picks up the phone with another stump-thumper.
Julio Camacho says:
June 15, 2008 at 1:59 am
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